![]() Of course, this was given the meme treatment. Of course, whether you think of sunscreen as an unnecessary solution to a fake problem or an insidious plot to make us fear the outdoors, the end result of too much sun exposure is likely the same. ![]() According to some internet sleuthing, it appears that Zuckerberg’s love for Sweet Baby Ray’s goes deep and was first revealed in an early Facebook Live presentation where, according to this Ceros article that chronicles the whole thing, he uttered the word “meats” about 13 times in a single video and name-dropped the sauce constantly. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg says the images of him caked in sunscreen was a failed effort to disguise himself from the paparazzi while surfing in Hawaii. I’d like to think someone pointed it out to him and he simply replied, “I’m going to answer you the same way I’ve answered my wife for the last nine years of our marriage: ‘The Baby Ray’s stays.'”Īlas, the answer isn’t quite that fun. This is what Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg looks like when hes not covered in white sunscreen. Social media users immediately turned Zuckerbergs surfing photo into a meme. This, combined with the fact he is ginger, he NEEDS to have his face (and rest of the skin) plastered heavily with sunscreen. Zuckerberg joked that he's never 'under the illusion that I look particularly cool at any point with what I'm doing' and that he was wearing 'quite a bit more sunscreen' than he realized. At one point, he addressed a viral photo of him surfing wearing an inordinate amount of sunscreen. UV index is approximately 12 on a normal sunny day in Hawaii. Zuckerberg also has a self-deprecating side, Newton reports. Seriously, just what the hell is going on here? Why the bottle of Sweet Baby Ray’s Barbecue Sauce? Why is it on a bookshelf and what does he think it says to us about him? How did it get there and better yet, who put it there? This would be coffee-cup-in-the-final-season-of- Game of Thrones-levels of carelessness, so I refuse to believe it’s an oversight. So he slathered an absurd amount of white sunscreen on his face in hopes of avoiding the paparazzi. It is still terrifying, but this is the right way. The CEO of Facebook was photographed on holiday in July last year with a white, mask-like appearance that led to him being given the nickname ‘the mime surfer. But on its face, it seems even more absurd than a rich dude trying to avoid too many UV rays. Mark Zuckerberg has revealed that he intentionally wore too much sunscreen in his much-mocked Hawaii surf photographs in order to fool the paparazzi into not recognising him. ![]() Now he’s inexplicably snuck a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce into his presentation for the Facebook name-change pivot, Meta.Īt least there is no water involved in this one. Mark Zuckerberg has revealed that he intentionally wore too much sunscreen in his much-mocked Hawaii surf photographs in order to fool the paparazzi into not recognising him. Last spring, he donned a full face slathered in sunscreen while surfing in Hawaii then made the entire internet cringe when he celebrated July 4th by flying an American Flag while riding an electric surfboard. What the f*ck is up with the Zuck? Aside from everything going on with Facebook right now, anytime we see Zuckerberg in the news he’s doing something weird that leaves people scratching their heads in confusion.
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